Memory Palaces

The multidimensional nature of the culture of the root is little recognized to this day within task and technical-advisory groups. Root culture is seen to improve (and ensure) coordination among various organizational strata. “Hyphae-running” is known to disambiguate formulation strategies while hairy root spawn rewards stakeholders by fostering innovation leading to deeper level interrogative. Questions frequently asked include:

    • What were the implications of mass running?
    • What results accrued through “wood-shed” methodology?
    • How did observational speed affect recorded results? (see “micron-signaling”)
    • Was there an effective use of known root resource?
    • Should objectives, frequencies, or methods remain unaltered for septic spawn situations?

Dear Reader:    I hope in the name of The Hypha Network I have the very right person to assist me. I want to transfer spores for spawning in your basement/cellar and now I would like to make contact with people like you residing in your country for assistance. Note these spores are already in agar culture, which is sterile for safe growing. If you would like to assist me, this is all you have to do: you will help me contact the growers for the release of the spores to you as my next of kin, as I cannot travel out of my country at the moment because of certain conditions which I will explain to you if we work together (my incubation chambers are not yet sterile)…….    I await your prompt reply…                    Sincerely,   Dr. Pleurotis Agaricus

Burrowers commonly inhabiting manure piles and rank decaying vegetation are sometimes seen tunneling through sand. Distinguishing features are a humped back, and a wild jerky run. Adults have large mouths with seven visible teeth, and females in estrus are known to lay live eggs in earthen jars. Such groupings are often cosmopolitan and are represented by 32 distinct soundings. Echolocation is suspected though not confirmed. The segmented body passes from head to posterior. Morphology could be casually described as small-large-large-small, and so on throughout sedimentary instars. Neighbors to burrowers are seen typically foraging in open spaces above vegetation, and are fast, agile fliers covering great distances and reaching considerable heights. After grouping, they communicate through hyphae networks within old compost, which are subsequently broken down into soggy, sodden masses, no longer suitable for signal stimulation. Care must be taken with incineration as spores are easily erupted from the sporebag.